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What would you do if you were in the Sahara Desert and ran out of food? A. Eat the sand which is (sandwiches) there.
Aiden from Poway, CA
What did one wall say to the other wall? Meet me at the corner!
Crosby from West Chester, Ohio
Q:why did the dog cross the road?? A:to poop
Lil and Big T from AZ
Archer - "I have some good news!" Person - "What?" Archer - "No news." Person - "Wait, I thought you said you have some good news?" Archer - "No news is good news!"
Archer from Juneau
What do you call a dinosaur fart? A Blast from the past!
Jen from Jupiter - Florida
So, there's these two tortilla chips, and they're in love, but one day they have a big fight. The one tortilla chip says that it's over and storms off. The other tortilla chips calls after her "Wait! Can't we TACO'bout this?!" She turns around and shouts "No! Because I'm NACHO girlfriend anymore!"
Sara from Juneau
How many tickle does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles!
Jade from Juneau
What weapon does a fat Jedi use? A heavy-saber!
Preston from Logan
Why didn’t the teddy bear finish his dinner ? Because he was stuffed.
James from Gustavus ,AK
Why can Bob Marley not drive a car? Because he's dead!
Herrington from Lexington, KY
Ever notice that when geese fly on a V formation, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Why is that? There's more geese on one side.
William from Hollis
During these Pandemic times customers who seek services of Barber saloons to. Have their moustaches and beards trimmed turn nostalgic and say " CARELESS WHISKERS"!!!!!!!!!!!.Thanking the great George Michel!!!!!!!!!!!#
Vijay from Gaithersburg