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If you're an American when you go into the bathroom and American when you come out. What are you when you're in the bathroom? European
Laurie from Bismarck, ND
Love the jokeline! My friend Susan and I thought you might need a good Thanksgiving joke. So I found a few and we e-mailed our friends and had them vote on their favorite one. It would be so cool if it made it on the jokeline and we could all call in and hear it. Here is the winning joke: Q: Where do turkeys go to dance? A: The Butterball. If you need another Thanksgiving joke, here is the 2nd place joke: Q: What did the turkey say to the other turkey when they saw the Pilgrims land at Plymouth rock? A: They appear nice. Perhaps they will have us over for supper.
Linda from Coon Rapids, MN
Who is Iron Man's favorite hockey player? Bobby Ore.
Phil from Bismarck, ND
Where did the pianist go on vacation? The Florida Keys!
Abi from Seattle
i love your joke hotline because i'm not good at making up my own jokes. ...but i wanted to ask ...would it be possible to leave the Friday joke up for the weekend? and i had this idea of a twitter post... yesterday's joke could be tweeted with a daily picture from Alaska? ...maybe a trail highlight or the view from the back door or a picture of snow or something? i know yesterday's news is already old on twitter even before it's even actually yesterday. And i know the jokes are recorded by volunteers who might not have the time or the inclination. i would just love to be able to go back and hear the jokes again sometimes. and a photo of Alaska would always be welcome. but above all thanks for the jokes. i would put an exclamation point but exclamation points are so 2020.
carolyn from arnaudville
Why can't your nose be 12 inches? Because then it would be a foot!
Abi from Seattle
How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your pan? Take away their little brooms.
Phil from Bismarck, ND
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no BODY to go with!
Abi from Seattle
Hey do you want to hear a time travel joke? Never mind your didn't like it.
Justin
Which side of a rabbit is the furriest side? The right side? The left side? No, the outside!
Ren
Why is it unwise to share your secrets with a clock? Well, time will tell.
carolyn from arnaudville
What did the tree say to the lumberjack? Lead me alone.
Grace from Tilapia